News that a woman from Small Heath in Birmingham has been jailed for breaching a noise abatememt ASBO has lead to a unique method of neighbour annoyance.
Gemma Wale, 23, who has just been released said 'Next door is so annoying.'
'She puts her bins in the passageway blocking the way and she has 6 cats that constantly shit in the garden.'
'We have tried everything. Finally we tried loud shagging and that seems to have done the trick.'
'Apparently she is moving out next week.'
'I think I will send her a goodbye orgasm on her last night. So she has something to remember me by.'
'Apart from the chlamydia I gave her 17 year old son.'