Motor Racing in all forms has become so boring that spectators would rather stare at foliage it has emerged.
Ash Kennedy, 52 of Formby said 'This weekend has been a rollercoaster extravaganza of British Touring Cars at Oulton Park and then jetting off to the Canadian Grand Prix'
'I have to tell you, some of the trees were amazing. Intricate bark, little ants and a squirrel called Roger.'
'The motor racing? Oh no, that was shite. Boring bunch of tax dodging nobodies who think overtaking once in 2 hours is entertainment.'
'Gits.'