All the Princes that kiss sleeping Princesses have been described as being a bit rapey today.

With a look of shock and innocence, Prince Handsome of Mesopolovia said 'My motivation is pure and innocent.'

'Our kingdoms need uniting and we can do that through the ancient ritual of wedding each other and forcing our people to get on.'

'Then I will impregnate my new wife and we will create a new heir.'

'But first I must wake her from her slumber with a kiss and a surreptitious feel up of her tits.'

'What's rapey about any of what I've described? All of it you say? Oh piss off and go and fight for equal pay or something. She's my cattle and the sooner you tell your kids that, the better.'


 
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