An innocent box of bananas has been blamed for transporting the worlds deadliest spider, the Peruvian Ball Flicker Ken The Bastard.
So named because he climbs into boxer shorts and gives you a swift kick to the nads, Ken was cornered briefly by a pallet of Cheerios and we had the opportunity to question him.
'I'm here quite simply for variety. Peru was getting boring. So hot and so few bollocks left to flick' he said.
'This is virgin territory for me. My mother told me I would bring pain and misery to a Kingdom that was already miserable. It was my destiny she told me.'
'Then she kicked me in the bollocks and scuttled off. I learnt from the best.'