The Philae Comet Lander that has awoken from its 7 month slumber has been called a 'proper lazy bastard' by the International Space Station it emerged today.
Speaking from Earth orbit, the ISS said 'Just because he landed on a comet, Philae thinks he's all that.'
'Yes, it's never been done before but he's being a total diva. Disgusting behaviour.'
'I know that essentially I go round in circles for years on end, but I take that job very seriously.'
We asked Philae for a response to the accusations levelled at him by the ISS but his people said he was having a deep cleanse and electron treatment and could not be disturbed.