The Queen, whilst at the 100 year anniversary conference of the WI, refused to disrobe and let the royal spaniels ears be seen for a charity calendar it emerged today.
Speaking from her perch atop a giant currant bun, the Iron Maydens WI President Jennie Irvine said 'This is not on!'
'Here we all are in the freezing cold doing an impression of a human braille book and risking putting someone's eye out and that daft old bint is too good to follow suit.'
'Well she can forget the scarf we knitted her in the shape of a corgi. The bitch can freeze.'
'And I'm not talking about the corgi!'