Leaked documents from prior depositions have revealed that Bill Cosby paid women not to disclose his sexual advances and date rape.
From 2005, the papers show how he paid a woman to be quiet and used antihistamines to make them drowsy.
'They were only sleepy though' said Cosby.
'They weren't actually asleep. And when I told them what I was going to do, they would grunt something inaudible which I assumed to be consent.'
'Is it my fault they can't enunciate whilst drugged out of their minds? No. Little Bill wanted some and what Little Bill wants, Little Bill gets.'
'And then they were well paid to be quiet. It's like a contract. It's legally binding and in no way comes with the implicit threat of ruining their lives should they ever dare to speak out.'