A study has shown that dressing up your dog is a sign of severe and dangerous mental instability.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'The results are conclusive'
'The need to personify your dog is the last remnant of sanity and you have detached yourself from the real world.'
'You start to believe that climate change is a communist conspiracy, the French are generally polite and Katie Hopkins is a 'sexy bunny rabbit'.
'If you put swimming goggles on your dog our research shows you will likely, at some point, be arrested for attacking someone with a badger and smuggling a parakeet into the theatre in your pants.'
'Though you aren't as bad as people who put cats in wedding gowns. We're getting the shotguns to go and cull those fucking loons.'