David Cameron has announced he is placing a moratorium on any future badger culls and diverting the resources to the channel tunnel to blow the faces off the poor and needy.
Speaking from the back of a Land Rover pickup armed with a 12-guage pump action shotgun, Mr Cameron said 'the need to protect Britain and its resources is of paramount importance to our people and resources'
'We believe these actions are necessary and proportionate.'
'We can ensure the future of Britain and peace and prosperity for all'
'Except for those coming through the tunnel whose limbs will soon be detached from their bodies. Fuck, I like killing poor foreigners. Who needs to go to Africa and kill a lion?'