The increase of miserable, depressing photos of Britons on holiday in Britain is not.out of the ordinary it was revealed today.

Tourism experts have said it is merely people's increased interaction with social media that makes it seem like there are more photographs.

'We get examples sent to us every year' said industry spokesman Geoff Tramell.

'As we attempt to compile catalogues and brochures, we have to sift through thousands of phots of miserable looking families in tents, on beaches, atop mountains, all wet and close to suicide.'

'It is the tendency for people to share these photos on social media that has increased, not the misery of the British holiday maker.'

'No, that is just the natural extension of the British demeanour'

'We are a bunch of borderline homicidal miserable cunts with the zest for life of a lifelong depressive with a recent cancer diagnosis.'


 
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