Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are already preparing their most ravist script yet it has been announced.
After it was revealed yesterday they were on their way to the Amazon, as yet undiscovered indigenous people's were bracing themselves.
'I have never had contact with the outside world and even I know Clarkson is an overpaid, under-educated dick.' said Davi Kopenawa.
'No doubt he will be making jokes about needles through our noses and running around with our willies out.'
'But he often forgets that he runs around with his willy out too.'
'I can clearly see the one sprouting from his massive forehead.'