Labour leadership contender Jeremy Corbyn has been branded a SILF, or 'Socialist I'd Like to Fuck' by weird women on Mumsnet it was discovered today.
Mumsnet user YummyMummy07 said 'The beige jacket and silver beard give me all sorts of confusing freudian feelings but all I can tell you is I'm sitting in a puddle right now.'
And user PurrfectPrincess said 'He reminds me of my old geography teacher who used to talk animatedly about the shifting and grinding of the tectonic plates. All that talk would make my legs turn to jelly.'
But user Gwynandbearit summed up the mood best.
'Since having my little darling I haven't been laid. And I really, really need a fucking weird and kinky shag right now.'
'Some old bloke in a beard will do for me, fuck it.'
