Earth's twin, Kepler 452b, has expressed its displeasure at always having to wear matching clothes with Earth it was announced today.
'It all started when mum saw these cute tracksuits.' said Kepler 452b.
'A pair of huge, satsuma shaped Puma jobs they were. Silver with red and green piping. Hideous.'
'But that's not the worst thing. I'm the older twin but I got the shit name. Why can't I be called Earth. Or even Soil. Fuck it, I'd even go with Rock.'
'But Kepler 452b? Which genius gobshite came up with that? It's bad enough mum makes us wear matching velour fedoras to grandmas. But this name is taking the piss.'