New Zealander Nigel Richards has used a classic anglophone tactic to win the French Scrabble championships it has emerged.
Speaking from his winners hotel suite in a Holiday Inn Express, Mr. Richards said 'Many thought I would learn French for this'
'But there was no need. I would simply put english words on the board. When this was questioned I would read that out at top volume and if there was still a problem, waste the fuck out of the place.'
'There really is no need to speak French, or any language that isn't english, frankly.'
'What fuckers are speaking german or spanish these days?'
'Say it in english. Repeat it a lot louder. If they still don't understand they just aren't making a pissing effort and deserve the damage to their face that is coming.'