Labour politicians have decided they will just follow anyone with a flute it emerged today.
After Harriet Harman said her party would vote in favour of the Welfare Reform bill, 3 leader candidates abstained, one voted against and 48 Labour MPs rebelled, most MPs are now to be found wandering aimlessly around the corridors of Westminster.
'Nobody has a fucking clue what's going on, who's in charge or what they are meant to be believing this week' said Labour MP for Shuttleworth West, Mike Dean.
'See that man walking into the wall over and over like an robot with faulty programming? That's the honourable member for Dulwich Parr.'
'And that woman sitting in the corner giggling inanely? The new Honourable Member for Pottermore & Clungeton.
'A man came into our parliamentary party meeting before in colourful trousers with a flute and a germanic accent. He seems like a bit of a character and so we thought 'Fuck it' and all followed him out of the room with all the other rats.'