Pluto has put in an urgent request via the New Horizons spacecraft for some Clearasil face cleanse it has been announced.
Speaking from his orbit outside Neptune, Pluto said 'I've been waiting for you to arrive for over 9 years now. I got myself ready, had a wash and scrub up and then out of nowhere I've had this horrific eruption!'
'Look at the state of me? Could you send 8 trillion litres of Clearasil? That should clear this up. I need help here.'
But couldn't your moon Charon have helped?
'Oh no, he's useless. He just goes round and round all day long doing fuck all.'