As a robot has passed a self awareness test, a small step in the road to developing conscious robots, many people have been over-reacting to the news it has emerged.
Brian Crunt of Ealing said 'It's the beginning of the end, don't you see?'
'Run for the hills. Run away at speed. Not that that will matter because they can run 70mph. My mate Geoff from the pub told me.'
'And he said that they had already developed Terminators and just hadn't turned them on yet and that they can mate with the robot from 'I, Robot' and create super polite killing bastards.'
'But they can inject you with tiny robots that turn you into a robot from the inside out like the Borg on Star Trek and you end up with a robot cock that shoots lasers and your hair turns green'
Mr. Crunt was successfully sedated and taken to a secure unit.