Rupert Murdoch's News International flagship paper, 'The Sun', has cemented its reputation as a purveyor of the finest and latest news.
Reporting on the latest developments from pre-war Britain, a video of the Queen aged 6, mimicking what she had presumably seen in a news reel, shows her giving the Nazi salute.
In the presence of her notoriously liberal and Jew loving uncle, Edward VIII, the Queen is seen breifly to give two Nazi salutes alongside her mother.
'These latest developments in the downfall of Europe and the rise of an all powerful German leader are deeply troublesome' said Sun hack Ash Kennedy.
'It is important that we keep the public informed as to just what kind of a woman reigns above them. I mean my uncle taught me to flick the V's when I was 6. But that's torally irrelevant.'
'This is news of the highest order and not a sensationalist pile of tripe designed to sell a newspaper that is too fucking awful for most reasonable people to consider wiping their arses with.'