'The KLF' aka 'The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu' May Have Been F*cking Mental

A reappraisal of 90s psychedelic dance music has concluded that The KLF were batshit crazy.

Ignoring the setting fire to £1 million on a Scottish island, which is enough to warrant an 11 on the loon scale, the lyrics are a cause for real concern.

'We had to pass the pyramid blaster, The JAMs are here, to put you in a rapture' has been analysed and appears to possibly be the rantings of one who has been starved of food for 6 days then force fed a kilo of pork pie jelly.

And 'Rockman he's just made of bricks, And king boy lost his screws. The jams don't need no master plan, To do whatever -- ever they can' is presumed to be a calling for the God of the Squirrel People to store their nuts. But we can't be certain.

The largest source of confusion comes from the name of the band itself. Just what are 'The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu'? What was being smoked at the time? In what quantities? And where can we get some?'