Toothbrush holders have the most horrific and noxious goo in the bottom compared with all other grim fluids it has been announced.
The awful design, which allows something that is put in the mouth twice daily to fester in this bacteria laden liquid shit, is even more gross than bin juice.
'Let's be honest' said Geoff Hulken, poisonous chemical expert, 'Bin juice is absolutely fucking rancid.'
'After your bin has been emptied and you see some sloshing around in the bottom. It makes you want to vom more than a Michael Ball show tunes recital.'
'Well your toothbrush holder, which bizarrely has no drainage holes in the bottom, is seven times as putrid. It's a fetid fucking puke inducer. Mmm, yummy.'