An incident has occurred in Afghanistan in which US troops have shot on Afghan National Army soldiers in the latest friendly fire incident.
Lieutenant General Charles 'Chuck' Winthorpe III said 'One of our spotters said he saw some people with distinctly swarthy skin.'
'I took one look through the scope and saw what I van only describe as muslims so gave the order to fire.'
But you are supposed to be hunting terrorists, the Taliban?
'Is there a difference? I know from Fox News that swarthy equals terrorist equals muslim.'
'The white kid that shot up the black church? He can't be a terrorist because he was Christian. That's how it works you see. Fox news teaches me everything I need to know about foreign policy and about those evil Democrats.'
'Commie scum.'