FIFA President for Life, His Excellency Sir Sepp of Blatter, has confirmed that a shower that rains down cash rather than water will be installed in all his private bathrooms.
Blatter's office in the FIFA headquarters is a 2 floor apartment with 7 bathrooms, an entertainment suite and a walk in safe.
'This is an essential facility for the efficient running of FIFA' said Blatter's Executive Assisstant.
'With these showers installed, a nation need not visit but instead simply transfer funds to the account of the shower which then automatically rains the contents of its account to the floor.'
'This would have solved lots of problems in the past. Instead of Russian delegates complaining about the heat and Qatari delegates complaining about the cold, they could have just activated the money shower.'
'Though I'm sure Jack Warner would have moved in to one of them.'