The eternal question of what the fox says has been answered by the cries of thousands of red furred canines screaming 'SNP! SNP!'
In a move designed to bottle it at the last minute whilst saving face with backbenchers and country folk, David Cameron had amended his fox hunting proposal to include changes to Scottish law, thus enabling the SNP to be morally justified in voting on it.
'It's the sign of one who is wily and cunning so I have to admire the Prime Minister for that' said Fox respesentative Kevin T. Fox.
'But anything which might keep my face attached to my head for a bit longer gets my vote.'
'Now if he needs support in repealing the ban on stoat hunting, I'll be there. They are proper dickheads.'
