Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson has cancelled his appeal for chapter 11 protection from bankruptcy after finding half a dollar down the back of the sofa.
Along with a pair of scissors, a leaking pen and some nails clippings, the 50 cents has been described by Jackson as 'a treasure trove'
'The auction value alone is worth at least $5' said Mr. Cent
'With that I can buy a knife, walk the streets, threaten some people and see if I can get shot a few times for the cred.'
'Meanwhile, my gym business with Mike Tyson can continue to fail as Mike extracts every last ounce of value for his massive steroid habit. Result all round!'