All UK newspapers and websites have at least 5 stories each on the tragic air show crash it has emerged.

Although at least 7 people so far have died in the awful crash at Shoreham Air Show, other things are happening in the world according to one news expert.

'I've so far seen 18 videos from every conceivable angle mashed together into a super crash mix on Youtube' said media commentator Ash Kennedy.

'There is even a 3 minute medley of clips of the crash and explosion set to Kenny Loggins' 'Danger Zone'.

'Which sick cunt did that? Seriously, just because there was a yellow fucking fireball it's like there aren't any other life changing events happening.'

'I'm heading over to Calais to tell the migrants to start blowing shit up. Apparently it gets you the attention you deserve.'


 
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