Eternally famous singer Seal, despite only releasing two songs anyone can remember yet constantly revered, is going through an image shift it has been announced.
After developing an enormous benign blade like growth on his back, he invokes a different set of sea mammals these days.
'Admittedly I never actually was anything like a Seal apart from a gruff bark like voice.'
'But these days I am more of a whale or porpoise. I am trying to settle on a new name.'
'It will probably be Dolphin. But I am drawn to Flipper. You know, on account of my swinning in the sea solving bizarre mysteries and crimes and communicating with the people on shore through a series of squeaks and whistles which they can bizarrely comprehend.'