Scottish hate preacher Al Ecksal Mond has accused the BBC, and in particular Nick Robinson, of bias in their coverage of the independence referendum in what feels like waking up a year ago and listening to all of his interviews then.
'Is it August 2015?' asked BBC Reporter Ash Kennedy.
'I interviewed him and it's all he can talk about a year later. He says, out of respect for Nick Robinson's cancer diagnosis he hasn't mentioned it since.'
'So why does it feel like it's all he ever says? Apparently his wife, Derek, wakes him in the middle of the night as he screams 'Nick is biassed, the English cunt!'
'There is real concern in the upper echelons of the SNP that he may explode in some sort of anti-BBC head trauma spanner attack.'
'Nicola Sturgeon has ordered him to be pickled in 18 year old Talisker single malt and to dry him out for photo ops only. It's probably for the best.'
