Ant Unknownsurname of Ant and Dec fame was apparently inconsolable at his best friend, blood brother and bromance life partners wedding yesterday.
As best man his duties were interupted by uncontrollable sobbing and a need for hugs and kisses from his BFF.
'I knew this was going to hit him hard' said Dec Nofamilyname.
'But this was ridiculous.'
'I even gave him a quick nosh in the Aston in the way over to help relax him but nothing seemed to work.'
'And my new wife was a bit upset that when I kissed her I had jizz breath. Though she's getting used to that now.'
'Ant often cries from his bedroom and I go through and 'help him out'. It keeps him happy. Hopefully, after the service, he will get used to the idea that he has to share me.'