Shockwaves rippled through celebrity circles yesterday as one of the world's longest lasting celebrity relationships, Kermit and Miss Piggy, came to an end.
Speaking from his drought protection exempt mansion in the Hollywood Hills, Kermit said 'It is true. I ham no longer with Miss Piggy.'
'Unfortunately her jealousy was the apple sauce of the problem.'
'I'm just not feeling it in my loins. I was crackling up with the strain.'
'So she's for the chop.'