Anette Burnper has criticised Yvdy Cooham for not being distinct enough in the Labour Leadership race it has emerged.
Speaking from its constituency of Middle-average-ton, Burnper said 'It isn't offering anything new to the race.'
'Unfairly, newspapers have claimed we are both offering the same and are indistinguishable.'
'But I offer increased funding for education whereas Cooham has promised to channel money to schools.'
'I also offer more doctors and nurses in oir hospitals. Cooham offers more nurses and doctors. It couldn't be more different.'
'And finally I on occasion agree with Jeremy Corbyn, but also disagree. Cooham is completely out of touch by sometimes disagreeing but sometimes agreeing with Jeremy.'
'Only myself and my team, The People's Front of Labour offer change. Not thise morons from the the Labour People's Front.'