British dairy farmers have begun accusing supermarkets of driving down prices on cheese as well as milk according to the NFU.
Yoghurt and butter prices have also been pushed down.
'I don't understand why all these products we make in that big shed full of illegal workers I never go in are being sold ever more cheaply.'
'My farm, which my Daddy gave me, makes all sorts of yummy things that are worth far more than this.'
'After the milk wars, it's almost as if the supermarkets think all I make is stuff made from milk. But how can hard cheese come from a liquid? Do they think I'm an inbred idiot?'