Bored teenagers in their 6 week summer holidays are playing a new Russian roulette with rancid Lancashire tap water it has emerged.
Called 'Shat-a-dash', the aim of the game is to neck a bottle of unboiled tap water before the criptosporidium forces you too evacuate your bowels.
'Jay made it to the loo before the tidal wave of shit' said Alex, 14, of Burnley.
'I wasn't so lucky. I slipped over and nearly drowned in it.'
'I can still taste it now. I'm going to vom. Fucking move!'
Parents are advised to actually give their kids cider and as an alternative as they will actually give up the shitty water if they are promised cheap booze.
Parents have also been assured they too will get a daily 4 litre quota of White Lightening as the government begins its 'Booze Bribed Parenting Program'