The inability of people to understand that a 'selfie' is, by definition, a self taken photo are to be arrested and sectioned under the Mental Health Act it has been announced.
After a recent spate of the emotionally crippled telling people to gather together so 'I can take a selfie of you', the people have voted in a referendum that is is best to get these people off the streets.
'Quite a lot of them are Daily Mail readers as it happens. In fact many of them are actually Daily Mail journalists' said Inspector Peter Franken of the Met Police.
'Some would argue that is crime enough, but we have to wait until they explicitly endanger others. Offering to take a selfie of other people is the trigger we need that they have utterly lost the shitting plot.'
'We permit visitors and family members can observe the therapy sessions. But they must understand this is a deprogramming session and could be dangerous as intellect and reason are re-established. Their minds are usually a fucking mess!'
