Police in Ferguson have celebrated the anniversary of their murder of 18 year old Michael Brown, an unarmed black man, by shooting a few more it has emerged.
After receiving permission from their Captain, officers were told they could fire in the air like maniacal cowboys to celebrate their cull of people of colour.
But Officer Jack Traven decided to fire horizontally after seeing someone who wasn't pure white.
'It was automatic' said Traven.
'I saw what looked like a black teenager and thought my country would be best served if I ridded it of this 'person'.
'He was, after all, guilty of possession of an offensive weapon, that is, a black face with a kindly expression.'