The Republican leadership has maintained its position of complete disagreement with everything Barack Obama says and does it emerged today.
Saying that the way he moves is not Presidential, House speaker John Boehner said 'The President shoukd not in any cirumstances look cool.'
'Look at the venerable and much respected Ronald Reagan. He wasn't cool. Hell, he pissed his pants just standing up. But he was a good President.'
'Mr Obama moves like Cubby Broccoli once said of Sean Connery; He walks like a panther.'
'And we don't like cool cats that are black.'
The Presidents spokesman said that in the closing months of his Presidency, Barack Obama intended to have even more fun with Republicans.
'He plans on making joke announcements. He's going to come out in favour off universal gun ownership and say abortion should be banned.'
'Then sit back and watch Republicans explode with confusion. Should be fun.'