Tim Loughton, serving Conservative MP and former Minister, said that he registered to vote to demonstrate how farcical the Labour voting system was yesterday.

Party activists have expressed their concern that if a twat of this proportion can register, who else can?

'We fear this Tory influx despite them being asked at joining to sign to say they agree with our beliefs and policies' said Ash Kennedy.

'Because although they are signing something, when was the last time you knew a Conservative cared about what they put their name to if there was something in it for them?'

The situation is intolerable and makes activists feel quesy. Nauseating and offensive to the eyes, Tim Loughton is 53.


 
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