The 'White Man March' planned to take place in Liverpool this weekend was cancelled by organisers after supporters failed to not slip over in their own drool it was announced.
After sending Liverpool mayor Joe Anderson a terribly spelt and punctuated 'letter' threatening race violence unless they were permitted to march, fascist group Nashnel Akshun [sic] said they would march again soon.
'It is our god given rite [sic] to protest agenst [sic] the Muslamificashun [sic] ov [sic] ar [sic] kuntry [sic].'
Anti-fascist groups, who succeeded in driving the marchers into the left luggage area of Lime Street station and pelting them with ironic bananas, were left collapsing in laughter.
'I've never met a bigger collection of meat heads. All three of them.'
'They really make mee [sic]'