Tom Bradby's exploits in Greece attempting to save a man's life by diving into a river after his sinking car have lead to ITV organising superhero training for all journalists it was announced.
In a move sure to anger BBC colleagues, ITV journalists will present the news in costume as their alter-egos.
'It's a good idea I think' said media commentator Ash Kennedy.
'Nobody actually watches ITV News anyway. If you ever do flick past it, you end up creased up on the floor in a foetal position laughing at how unbearably shit it is.'
'So they might as well dress up. Tom 'The Diver' Bradbury will be joined by Susannah 'Mega MILF' Reid and Ben 'Dead Eyes' Shepherd will host what will continue to be laughingly called the News.'
'Small tip for some further training though. If you are going to perform heroic exploits, let other people brag about them. Some humility training is in order. Look it up, I know it's a word none of you are familiar with.'