Buildings which do a sterling job in housing people during their daily routine, keep them warm and dry and provide adequate toilet facilities yet are universally hated for how they look are to be offered counselling it has been announced.
Preston Bus Station, a sufferer of this problem, said 'Every day thousands of people pass through me and I serve them sell. But just because my maker was inspired by Frankenstein people point and laugh at me.'
The National Theatre can empathise with Preston Bus station.
'I feel his pain. I host concerts, galleries, events all year round enriching people's lives yet all they do is talk about how I am a concrete carbunkle.'
'Well maybe. But it hurts. I do my job and all people do is take the piss. This counselling is really going to help.'
'It's al Prince Charles' fault anyway. And have you seen the state of him?'
'The jug eared cunt.'
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