Quitter Former Tory MP Louise Mensch, reknowned commentator and all round twitter failure, creates stirrings in the loins of men who hate her it has been reported.

Notable left wing columnist and commentator Ash Kennedy said 'I hate the anti-semitic, hate filled, bile spewing cancerous polyp.'

'She is a malignant crevice of shit from which only negativity and vomit erupts.'

'But she's got a really sexy voice, a cute little face and a body to die for. She is so, so fuckable.'

'I often have a proper anger wank to het. When she infuriates me I get her picture and have the best sausage beating session I ever have.'

'God I hate her. And love her. And want to marry her. And then go through a really bitter divorce with her.'

'The hideously gorgeous bitch.'


 
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