Gordon Brown has announced which if the four Labour leader candidates her is backing today.
However, no news outlet actually know who they are as the entire press conference fell into a soporific stupor within seconds of him opening his mouth.
And this was without doubt a huge moment. This reporter was keen to learn who the former Prime Minister was backong as he is still popular in Labour circles.
But as my colleagues dropped into deep unconsciousness and I fought to the last man to stay awake, I managed a mere 8 seconds until the coma seized me.
Mr. Brown has since issued a written press release but again, each cope has been destroyed by the drool eminating from the unconscious head of the journalist who slumped onto it.
A 17 year old work experience boy has agreed to represent us all at a special news conference where he will be fed, intravenously, a cocktail of coffee, Red Bull and speed. We hold out little hope of ever finding out who Mr. Brown endorses.
