Stock exchanges, where stuff that doesn't exist is exchanged for money that has no physical form, have universally slumped it has been reported.
After the Chinese stock exchange overheated, world market values slumped.
'This is a cause for real concern' said leading economist Professor Charles Langtree of The Felchfield Institute
'According to this random selection of words on this piece of paper the computer has just printed, the value of companies has fallen and dividends are down.'
'Nobody knows what this actually means but apparently it's bad.'
'So bad, the IMF, which I'm told is the International Monetary Fund and not Tom Cruise's Impossible Mission Force, is suggesting increased liquidity.'
'So we are boiling some ice as we speak. We really have no fucking clue what's happening. All I do know is the poor will be fucked over. That's the usual consequence.'
