A 12 year old taiwanese boy has expressed his displeasure at the ridiculousness of pricing art at exorbitant levels by punching holes in expensive works.
As he 'stumbled' into a million dollar painting, the boy said 'The brush work is dreadful.'
'The balance between dark and light is uneven, the strokes are almost stippled and the perspective is amateurish.'
'But it's 'famous' so is worth more than other, more accomplished and more difficult to produce works like 'Tennis Player Scratching Her Arse' or '80s Naked Bloke Holding Baby Like It's A Turd.'
'So I punched a hole in it out of frustration. I think some coke spilt down it too.'
'Just spend your money on proper art like Banksy's Disneyland satire which will ironically make him very rich and powerful.'
