A unknown book written by Harry Potter has emerged and caused quite the ruckus it has been revealed.
'Harry Potter and the Jailbait Quim' is Harry's personal diary from his time at Hogwarts and it has raised a number of questions that need urgent answers.
'There is a number of potentially illegal incidents in this diary' said Inspector Geoff Ford of the Met.
'Mr. Potter speaks of a number of incidents where Luna was shown some real Love good.'
'He gave Nymphodora a real good Tonks according to this passage.'
'And he entered Professor Trelawny's Chamber of Secrets. The description is very graphic.'
'And lets not forget the time he fingered Ginny's cunt in the Great Hall.'
