The Syrian city of Palmyra has had one of its oldest and most decrepit structures demolished by local demolition contractors Isis & Co it has been announced.
In their latest project aimed at modernising the architecture of the middle east, Isis & Co has levelled the temple of Baal Shamin.
'It was in a terrible state of disrepair' said foreman Abu Ahmed al-Balfourbeatti
'The pillars were collapsing, the roof had completely gone and there was rubble lying around. It's a health and safety nightmare.'
'So we packed it with sticks of dynamite, attached it to a timed detonator, put a few infidels inside and blew it sky high.'
'All in all, a good days demolition and terrorising. God is Great!'
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