As more teenage girls are prosecuted for murder and maiming under the influence of 'The Slender Man' world governments have deployed 'The Fat Cunt' to stop him.
'He didn't have much on his bones' said Mr. Cunt.
'I've seen more meat in a Chicken and Mushroom pot noodle. But his cock was quite chewy.'
'At least the young girls will no longer be harming anyone.'
'Although, if there are any knocking around with some puppy fat, I'd love to eat one.'
'Not like that, you sick bastard!'