London Ultra-Orthodox Jewish schools teaching 3 year olds anyone who isn't Jewish is evil are entirely faultless amd without blame it was announced today.

'These schools must be allowed to teach what they want to whom they want at any time they want' said governemnt spokesman Giles Clauren.

'In no way have the Friends of Israel groups that huge numbers of MPs nelong to told us to say this.'

'Nor have they threatened that any criticism of any Jewish practice, or any practise of the Israeli state, will be automatically labelled antisemitism.'

'No, this is a reasonable way to raise a child and we are totally in favour of this brainwashing, sorry, teaching.'

'Unless you are a muslim of course in which case, teach a 3 year old anything negative about the west and you are looking at terrorism charges for youself, your extended family and your pet dog.'


 
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