Jo Konta, Britains number 3 seed women's Tennis player, is wowing the crowds with a surprise run of form at the US Open it has emerged.
With Hungarian parentage but born in Australia, Jo made her home in the UK aged 14 and Andy Murray thinks she can go all the way.
'Her form is impressive and she is to be watched. This might take some of the pressure off me as apparently I'm a dour Scottish, haggis munching, miserable bastard.'
'It's true of course. But that doesn't mean I have to like it. She can pretend to be English and please all you soppy cunts with your fucking strawberries and cream and your tailored suits that make you look like you've been spray painted with canvas, you twats.'
'Just fuck off an leave us alone will you? We're trying to be angry lonely bastards here. Pricks.'
