Former Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi has offered to house 100 refugees on the condition they are 'female, under 19, healthy and have a BMI of 15-20' it has emerged.
Mr. Berlusconi has been using photographs taken by the media to draw up a shortlist of the 100 candidates and all have been located and given a formal invite to his country pile.
Bana Alnasseri, 18, said she was at first overjoyed to receive the invite.
'It was like all my dreams came true. An invite to live in a huge country home with all the luxuries and security the west can offer.'
'The threat of constant violence made it an obvious choice. Then I saw who it was signed by. And I would rather starve.'
'I am not going anywhere near that man. I am not going to be a bunga bunga girl. Nor help maintain his ridiculous transplanted dolls hair.'
'No, starvation and cholera, that's the way forward I feel.'
