Hoardes of hipsters have marched through London's most up and coming boroughs today in protest at the new iPhone font.
After the latest software update, the font is being described as 'safe', 'predicatable' and 'a font.'
Twelve independent coffee shops closed as their entire staff grabbed organic wheat free baguettes and started waving them menacingly.
'I will not take it any more!' said Miles Johnson-Lowe.
'I am not part of the crowd. I am unique and deserve to be treated as unique like all my iPhone owning friends.'
'My deeply unfashionable beard, sported solely by me and possibly a million other hipsters, bristles with fury at how much this font fits in.'
'It's so painfully common. It's like Arial or Calibri.'
'I much prefer instead to use Times New Roman ironically. It is so passé yet embodies a transient time when youth knew no better.'
A passerby who overheard Mr. Johnson-Lowe commented 'Gobshite.'
